The Newlyweds are minor characters in the 1999 film Guest House Paradiso. They are portrayed by James D'Arcy and Kate Loustau. They are staying in the honeymoon suite during the events of the film, and become somewhat of a fascination for Richie, who insists on spying on their coital antics through the keyhole. When they eventually emerge from their room for supper, Richie openly expresses his disgust at them for staying in bed all day.