The Burglars are two ne'er'do-wells who break into Richie and Eddie's flat. In "Burglary," Richie hears a loud noise from downstairs after putting a drunk Eddie to bed. After failing to escape through the roof hatch, Richie inadvertently falls down the the stairs, right on top of one of the burglars, whom he and Eddie subsequently take hostage and try to poison. Their plan is foiled however when his accomplice arrives and knocks them both out, ties them both to the dining room chairs and position mouse traps under their love spuds.