Madame Swish is a race horse, however Richie gets the wrong end of the stick when Eddie reveals Swish as a "present" for his birthday. Whilst Eddie has in fact put a bet on the horse for Richie, Richie temporarily believes he has booked him a session with a working girl. When the penny finally drops, Richie is somewhat disappointed. Madame Swish actually comes first, and wins Eddie a pot of money which he keeps secret from Richie.