Geoffrey The Psychopathic Penis Remover, aka Geoffrey Nasty, is an unseen character in Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour. He is an inmate of the prison Richie and Eddie end up at in the second act, and as per his namesake "does the rounds" in the prison and violently removes the penises of his fellow criminals. The horrific screams of his victims are heard throughout the play, much to the horror of Richie, who believes himself to be next. As notorious and terrifying as Geoffrey sounds, he is not the worst of the bunch. His boss, Horace Big, has taken a liking to Richie and sends him a love letter expressing a desire to consummate the relationship. The news of his impending posterior defloration is what prompts them both to escape from prison.